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    it was overdue

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    your funny story was too overdue. i used to hear about it when i was just a middle school student. have you ever heard about this sentence: " we brother who and who"?点击阅读

    a man and E.T.

    2018-09-26    阅读1次

    What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home点击阅读

    A new guy

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    A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is点击阅读

    a funny thing

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    when i was a freshman in our university,one day,our new teacher want us to say sth about yourself then ,a student standed up, and said "i come from shandong ,and i want to lea点击阅读

    Perfect Penis 

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The littlegirl asked the boy, "What is a penis?"The boy replied, "I don`t know." At that time he hears his momcallin点击阅读

    sandwiches 

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says."My little sister sleeps on the bo点击阅读

    sandwiches

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says."My little sister sleeps on th点击阅读

    Perfect Penis

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The littlegirl asked the boy, "What is a penis?"The boy replied, "I don`t know." At that time he hears his momcalli点击阅读

    不可不学的十句英语

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    1.What the fuck is going on?(到底他妈的怎么回事?) 通常此话出于黑人之口,且口气最宜为疑惑,不解,愤怒等等。 若是白人则多数时候会说-What the hell is going on? 意义相同而适用于点击阅读

    A short history of medicine

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    "Doctor, I have an ear ache."2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root." 1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potio点击阅读

    脑筋急转弯

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    什么东西嘴里没有舌头?点击阅读

    The blonde and the farmer

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. The jokes stopped and she felt so good, she took a ride in the country one Saturday afternoon. Whil点击阅读

    爆笑生活中的小夫妻。

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    丈夫:“我们结婚纪念日去哪儿呢?”妻子:“当然要去我没去过的地方1丈夫:“好啊,那咱去厨房过。”点击阅读

    爆笑:一个男人写给老婆的年终总结

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    严格遵守财经纪律。去年,我不折不扣地执行了工资、奖金等主营收入悉数上交,再由夫人回拨零用钱的收支两条线政策,其余副业收入纳入预算资金管理,向夫人打报告审批使用,在过去的一年中,点击阅读

    农民娶妻爆笑!

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    老农夫早年丧妻,经媒人介绍一名三十四、五岁的女子结婚,新婚之夜,老农夫怎么看新娘子都不象三十四、五岁的样子,于是忍不住开口问新娘子:“到底几岁?”起初新娘还不肯说,后来在是不住点击阅读

    糗事

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    去相亲,我和女孩感觉都不错!于是便邀请她去唱歌,我又叫了几个朋友,其中一个来的比较晚,来了就来到我身边说:你太没意思了,叫个小姐这么难看………点击阅读

    经典逗人的幽默夫妻

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    几个朋友凑在一起聊天,有人跟一刚结婚的哥们儿开玩笑说:“最近没看见你买酒啊?工资全都交给你老婆了吧1。这时另外一哥们儿苦笑道:“她老婆也就算是一个‘收费站’,我老婆,不只是‘收点击阅读

    老夫老妻经典小幽默

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    一位古板的老妇人有生以来第一次尝啤酒,呷一口后,她疑惑地抬起头。“奇怪1她小声地嘀咕,“这味道怎么跟我丈夫二十年来喝的药一模一样。”点击阅读

    小孩子考试的笑话。

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    考试结束后,a:“考得如何?”b:“一团糟。”a:“踢球那么好,为什么考试就不行呢?”b:“踢球有人配合呀。”点击阅读

    顽皮的儿童

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    公园的椅子上坐着一位老妇人,一个小孩子走过来。“婆婆,您的牙还行吗?”“已经不行了,都掉了。”于是小孩子拿出一包胡桃,说:“请您替我拿一拿,我去打球。”夜里,4岁的弗兰茨躺在床点击阅读

    Women talk more than men

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000点击阅读

    Diplomatic way

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    A man enters a restaurant, takes a seat, and, instead of using the napkin, takes the table cloth from the table and tucks it around his neck. The head waiter sees it and tells点击阅读

    High and low voice

    2018-09-26    阅读1次

    "Can you explain to me what the difference is between a high-pitched and low-pitched voice?" "A high-pitched voice is when my father scolds me;a low-pitched voice is when my点击阅读

    More polite

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew h点击阅读

    关于WY的解释

    2018-09-26    阅读0次

    有一个男的十分爱他的女朋友 于是就把他女朋友的名字"WENDY" 刻在他的"那话儿"上,于是当"那话 儿"缩小时只看到缩写"WY",有一次他和他的女朋友到夏威 夷去玩,他在上厕所时看到隔壁那 个外国点击阅读

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